The blog is having one of those transient moments when one wake up in the middle of a deep sleep due to a bad dream. The Handsome Prince is yet to arrive.
A bad dream. The dream being me, and the badness of it being chicken. I tried to buy an egg and mayonnaise sandwich. I got a chicken one, due to the carelessness of the vendor. I thought to myself, "lucky me! A chicken sandwich for a cheap price! And since I've already bitten into it, I can't possibly return it, can I?"
And I ate the sandwich.
The previous time I ate chicken, it was at KFC. I vomited 10 minutes after eating the chicken something. (roll? Bandito?)
10 minutes later I vomited.
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